20.12.1 East Burschii Island

Situated in a remote league of the eastern ocean, the isle of Burschii is a sun-kissed paradise[1], bordered on all sides by white sands[2] and stunning beaches[3] where the lapping of the waves[4] can be heard from shore to shore at any hour of the day[5].

Inaccessible by most conventional means[6], the island's natural seclusion and picturesque location have made it a perfect sanctuary for the affluent and discerning traveller seeking rest and relaxation from the tribulations of daily life.

Accommodations may be found at the East Burschii Hotel and Spa Resort, providing round-the-clock[7], state-of-the-art[8] facilities for maximum luxury and entertainment.

1. Extreme temperatures are likely.
2. Do not ingest this.
3. Becoming stunned may have hazardous consequences.
4. Tourists would be wise to heed the flood season with caution.
5. Noise pollution is not recognised by the Burschiian government.
6. Travel is arranged at guests' own expense and means.
7. Adherence to Burschii Standard Time is mandated by law.
8. Protective equipment is mandatory for facility access.