Ah, but the men of this land can be ever so unjust and cruel, often
banishing the best of women to the farthest recesses of Aetolia. So what
if you might have been using a spell or two to keep them inamoured? Your
intention was love and power, and THAT is what counts!

Women of Aetolia, fear no longer the empty, listless life of one
banished from her beloved. For on this day, I open the doors to my inn
to all femmes fatale who have been unveiled. The Banished Inamorata
Tavern and Coffee House is henceforth open to all.

Located in a scenic part of the Vashnar mountains, this elegant dwelling
has all the necessities to help you recover from your shocking
experience, and perhaps provide you the resources to plan your
villainous revenge. For women of various background, we provide both
simple and luxurious accomodations, so you have no need to worry that a
pesky baroness or an upstart peasant will disturb your emotional
balance.

My welcome is extended to you all.

Iridia, Matron of the Inn

Disclaimer: I am in no shape or form responsible for any deaths by
mountain lions or other monsters on the journey to the tavern. Please be
careful, and be detail oriented, for the tavern is not obvious to first
glance. But then again, if you are coming here, I shouldn't have to
teach you about sneaking around.

Disclaimer, part two: All funds, power, countries and/or rulers aquired
as a result of meditation within the Inn are subject to a tax in my
favour, not to exceed 20% of the said wealth/country/ruler's produce.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Lleian, in the year 94 MA.