Greetings Mindless Aetolians.

We of the Infernal Swordsaints are here for your common good. We want to
stop the violence and fun that has infected the lands of Aetolia. I was
sitting around on day, with my head firmly up my rectum, and suddenly
decided that since I can't kill vampires for being vampires, I'll kill
people for growing in experiance. Sure, I may have done exactly what I
am condeming when I was younger, but now I am too high level to hunt
these places so no one else should be allowed to.

Oh yeah, if we catch you walking on our roads without our permission we
shall kill you. And while we're at it, we're also going to "defend" the
evil villages, they're people too. And you know what, Bloodloch and
Ashtan seem poorly governed, we'll take over for the common good. You
know, hunting Azdun is dangerous, from now on only Infernal Swordsaints
can hunt there.

You know what, I don't like venoms. They endanger the public. No more
venoms unless you are an Infernal Swordsaint. And swords are dangerous.
Only we can have swords, and armour. Enchantments are strange, so we are
the only ones who can have them too. And since no one is to be allowed
out of their guildhalls, you don't need shoes. Only Infernal Swordsaints
can wear shoes. If we catch you wearing shoes...boy will you be in
trouble.

I'm going to go back to playing with myself, but you better not have any
fun, or else.



PS: Go Swordsaints. *smirk*

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Midsummer, in the year 61 MA.