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Regarding your words
Written by: Procyon
Date: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022
Addressed to: Imperator Nipsy Cardinalis, the Lich Warlord
Only the first statement in your entire post was correct. That being said, it was SO INCREDIBLY CORRECT that I'm willing to let it slide.
Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 20th of Severin, in the year 500 MA.