People of Aetolia,
Today, I am the bringer of very sad news, therefore, I implore you not
to kill, molest, harass, or harm the messenger in any way.
A little while ago, I was in Vinci's tattoo emporium getting beautified,
when everyone's favorite lich, Amiargen, walks in. I want to say, that
my spelling of the lich's name might be wrong, but I believe everyone
knows who/what I am talking about.
Getting back to my story.
Amiargen walked into Vinci's shop, and without as much as a nod to
acknowledge my presence, she chanted a few verses, and suddenly, Vinci
was no more.
I am unable to recount the details of this incident exactly as they
happened because I was inconvenienced, I hope you understand.
Anyway, after she destroyed him, all that was left of him was a foot, I
believe it was his right foot. She took the foot and proceeded to chant
a few more verses, then suddenly a jar appeared in her hand, with the
foot swimming inside something I presumed was water.
Though I had some issues with Vinci, the fact that he monopolized the
tattoo market and charged ridiculous prices for his art, I do not agree
that he deserved what befell him.
My work is done for the time being. I have written an interesting and
engaging post, but before I leave, I thought it would be fair to tell
you one more thing;
This post... well, it is all a lie.
This post is dedicated to Mischief in all its greatness.
And oh, don't forget, I am only a messenger.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Midsummer, in the year 75 MA.