Hi all! Its your local fool, spaz, and recently-richish guy named
Rellos. Woohoo!
Anywho, I'd like to inform you of an upcomming ratting contest! It will
take place two (real life) Days from now, and the time will be given at
a later date! The first prize is five credits. The second prize, will be
two credits, and the third prize will be 5000 gold. To participate you
will need to come to me, and purchase a ticket. Tickets to enter the
event will be 100 gold, but think of the payoff if you win! All rats
will be turned in to a panel of judges, at the end of the contest. All
procedes from this contest will go to the Magi guild. Thanks for your
time!

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Lanosian, in the year 74 MA.