Wow! This is the summary of how I screwed my life!
step 1: quit class
step 2: gamble with lessons
step 3: win a LOT of lessons
step 4: get greedy and gamble with WAY more lessons than you should
step 5: Lose all 1800 lessons you have
step 6: disappear for a long long time.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lanosian, in the year 74 MA.