Sapience,

It is time,

He is back...

He had eyes that made women melt...
He had a body that made women weep...
He had charm that stole women from their own husbands...
And he had the most enormous pe...

He was Sayber Saer'ac. Yes ladies and gentlemen, join our hero in a
scroll loaded with action. I am talking about horrific material never
before captured, like, for example, Osifer caught alone in the Enorian
Saunas. I am talking about an Emperor's reign that lasted one and a half
days. I am talking about the riveting drama found in Karim's diary about
her tumultuous relationship with her pet humgii named Pinkpoof.

Starring our hero Sayber and his sidekicks: Razor Saer'ac, Kikon Corona,
Koron Thylarian and the now overweight-but-still-in-it, Luminary hero,
Daskalos Qefin.
Also the evil villains: Xarian Corona, Artdox the scary, Xon the
personality and...some other people.

As well as the lesser known people without much importance like...Timmy,
a one-legged, black rat named Aborash...oh and Aren.

All must change for our beloved hero, Sayber as he faces the ultimate
test of his entirely successful career. The Lord of the bedchamber,
Sayber Saer'ac must become...




UNSEXY!

Yes, people, in his last starring scroll, Sayber joins the realm of the
ugly. You know, people like Exodus, Wylliam, Wedric etc. You get the
picture.

Coming to a newsboard near you.
-Please no under eighteens as the scripts contain, violence, sex, nudity
and strong language. Oh and it contains a centerfold of Clio. Soooo no
under eighteens-

- Sayber Saer'ac, The Divine Codpiece.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Arios, in the year 186 MA.