Oh former Emperor of Aetolia, here's a few rules for you to follow, that
is, in order to guarantee your safety. Whenever you see me you must
kneel before me and beg forgiveness, if not promptly done, I will hold
your previous post as a lie, and send you into that nice cooling misty
form you've recently acquired.

Emperor Assassin, Osai Duses

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Arios, in the year 186 MA.