Dearest Lady Khepri,

I have been a student of Your ways since I was much younger. I have
attempted to incorporate the pursuit of Mischief in all its aspects into
my life. It pains me greatly to see Your Ladyship in the throes of such
a deep funk. I would endeavor to assist in the banishment of this
diabolical boredom, for boredom and mischief are diametrically opposed,
yet it is none other than mischief that IS the cure for boredom. However
in this aspect I am merely mortal, and I fear that there is little I can
do at this point to amuse one such as Yourself, the very Incarnation of
Mischief.

Therefore I humbly request an audience with You to discuss your boredom,
what may be done to alleviate it, and other pertinent topics, in hope of
learning what we mortals can do to help your recovery.

If that doesn't work, perhaps I'll empty several wagonloads of sour
cream at the Enorian gates. I mean, that would be hilarious.

-Fenring Thalion

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Arios, in the year 180 MA.