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Public News Post #3616

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Written by: Strung Cardinalis, General of Scythes
Date: Sunday, September 18th, 2005
Addressed to: Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan


As a recent (adoptive) father, I must say that I am greatly disturbed
that one who seeks to claim ruler ship of my birthplace would say the
things you have. I demand a retraction of one statement, for the
relationship between parent and child, sire and childer is the core of
many a civilization. Hashan's trolls need culture, not your clumsy
bigotry.

Here is the record of what I said, and what he said to me:
You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "That does raise
a question, my friend."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "You want Brin
to be your woman? She's not even a troll."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "What would the
other trolls say?"

Yhog tells you, "HARR HARR."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "You've betrayed
your troll blood!"

Yhog tells you, "WHY WOULD YHOG WANT FAILURE WOMAN?"

Yhog tells you, "SHE WANT YHOG."

Yhog tells you, "YHOG NO WANT PATHETIC WOMAN."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "Pff, nice try.
That's not what you said a few months ago."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "You might even
have a half-troll bastard."

You tell Troll Prince Yhog Aruvar, Protector of Hashan, "What will you
do then? For shame?"

Yhog tells you, "HARR HARR."

Yhog tells you, "IF YHOG GET HALF TROLL."

Yhog tells you, "YHOG SMASH SKULL."

So, in case it's not immediately obvious, he seems to have stated that
he would kill any half-troll bastards he sires. Yhog is not known to be
chaste (or literate) but I am sure that someone will read this to him.
And so I say this; until you retract that statement Yhog, I will not
allow you to take control of Hashan. Though being one of the reborn has
changed my shape considerably, I hearby declare my support of the
current Troll King.

Strung Cardinalis, Troll at Heart.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ios, in the year 168 MA.


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