Caboose,

I just want you to understand something. Holding our daughter gains you
nothing. Absolutely zilch. You won't get the egg back, nor are you going
to get the orphan back. You just aren't. We can't give either to you,
and even if we could we would not.

I've been highly patient with you up until now. My last nerve has just
snapped, and I am no longer going to play your little games, or wait
your little time periods. I'm not going to give in to your sad,
whimpering demands. I want my child back. Unharmed, unchanged,
untouched, uncorrupted, etcetera etcetera. You have until this day next
month, or I will make another post informing the Realm of the
consequences of your actions.

Resiak Heroun

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Ios, in the year 168 MA.