And this couldn't possibly be a transparent ploy to get us to unseal
about 30 rooms within the location you've captured so far. You
Shallamites are so stupid it's pitiful. A word of advice; stop
embarrassing yourselves with such hypocrisy. Be smart enough to be quiet
as well as devious.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Ios, in the year 140 MA.