It is truly an amazing thing, but I, Fenring, chief detractor to Sayber,
found myself laughing insanely while reading the latest self-serving
post. I found the characterizations hilarious, but somehow still felt
offended. I thought and thought and thought about it and finally
realized YOU BASTARD! You didn't make fun of ME! What am I, chopped
liver? I mean, I go through ALL this trouble to make a laughingstock of
myself, and instead of me you choose to mock Zahmekoses and Spirokai,
both of who are old news. WELL I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS! From here
on out I declare you to be unfunny, no matter how much you make me
laugh. And brother, I KNOW funny. I mean, look at this goofy looking
face and tell me that I don't know funny! I mean people laugh at me all
the time!


Bastard.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Slyphian, in the year 132 MA.