Please, shut up, while you are shut up, grow up. Maybe then people will
listen to you, and maybe then people will listen to shouts. And maybe
then, Aetolia may grow up, and no longer be a group of immature people
who are here to shout about pie.

To everyone else: Don't shout about pie, people are here for other
reasons instead of listening to shouts about pie, cake, or pointless
things. Grow up.

Finds it sad that it has come to this,
Van Laurn

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Midsummer, in the year 132 MA.