I find your whole idea of a test for swimming disgusting. As a grook it
is my God....well Magician...well whomever created us, right to swim
when and where we please. You as a <insert your race here> have no right
to control our right to wade as we were meant to do. We are the
backflipping, triple twister diving, uber-swimming champs of this and
every other world. We the Grooks of this world will fight, kick, and
splash to stop you from enforcing this ban on us.

PS But if you are offering classes in looking I'd really like to take
some. While I haven't been killed for any of my looks yet, I would like
to limit the number of slaps I have been receiving of late.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Khepary, in the year 62 MA.