I apologize for my profanity on this board, but FG (like we all don't
know what I'm talking about when I abbreviate it) is a very serious and
sensitive subject. I have noticed as of late that many people have been
insulting the grook male cultural and racial heritage of frogjuice. I
have convinced the grook of Ulangi to not destroy the mainland with
their massive powers as we can all assume at this point that it is
simple ignorance and not malice that the frogjuice is being
disrespected.

A few points...
1. Never insult a male grook's frogjuice. To do so is to insult his
manhood, it is perhaps the gravest insult one can give to a man. It is
said that the most manly grook has frogjuice so powerful that it will
cause hallucinations in those who lick him. A good way to make a grook
man feel good about himself is to lick him and then instantly go into
violent convulsions.

2. Grook women have frogjelly, not frogjuice. To tell a man he has jelly
or a woman she has juice is another good way to bring the wrath of the
grook people down upon yourself.

3. Frogjuice is not to be bottled and sold, ever.

4. The reprocessed Frogjuice of a fallen grook makes an excellent
laxative. Bottling reprocessed frogjuice is all right.

5. Never disrespect the frogjuice in any way, shape or form.

6. NEVER disrespect the frogjuice in any way, shape or form.

7. Asking a grook about his/her frogjuice/frogjelly is considered very
rude if the one asking is not a grook themselves. Other grook rarely
bring it up as well.

The hallucinatory power of one's FG or FJ is directly connected to said
grook's current reproductive ability, and thus the sensitivity of the
issue. The oldest grook go into 'juiceopause', signaling the end of
their wild days. I am sure that all of you large, mature people out
there will be able to respect this tradition. Thank you for reading.

`K, Tercetto, proud Grook.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Arios, in the year 120 MA.