Dear Two-headed Ogre

It transpires you and your kin reside in Belladona's Keep. So be it.

Knowing full well, I had never once been to Belladona's, you maintained
your silence, wasting me 1000 gold...make that 2000 gold on your
salvation. It won't spare you from conjugations, aspiration and all the
rest of it, however.

As you would doubtless put it... 'Dun say you int been warned'

Yours, a girl with a mission,

Etc, etc.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Slyphian, in the year 114 MA.