Sigfried arrived at Delos today and killed me, twice (I hate starburst).
Not a difficult thing to do, given my current indisposition. But no
matter. He claimed that Qili had attacked him and that he wanted him
outguilded as compensation. I dismissed that option out of hand and he
went on a diatribe concerning how powerful his alts were and how scared
I should be. Nice roleplay Sigfried. Anyway, with no further input from
me he ran through the steps of some sort of argument concerning how he
had been wronged and that war now existed. Clearly still in the grip of
his fantasy wherein he is a noble warrior taking on an evil guild he
came to the end of his rant and killed me. I'd even stopped noticing him
or trying to decipher his mangled Aetolian, so this came as a bit of a
surprise.

But as to the war. No, Sigfried. You and your alts can't have a war. Let
me speak to you in your own language. OOC we don't play Quake here,
little fellow. Get with the game or let daddy use the computer for a
while. End OOC. I'm sorry to hurt the ears of other Sapience denizens
with the sound of that foul tongue, but it's the only one the little
chap understands.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Khepary, in the year 111 MA.