While "coward" and "hypocrite" are two of the most stale invectives
that I have learnt to know in my life, I take the latter to be a
compliment coming from one whose honours show that he serves both
the Forest and the Crematory. And I have no problems at all to be
considered insane by the standards of clear sociopaths.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Midautumn, in the year 110 MA.