In case humor has escaped the poor shallamese, allow me to enlighten you
that the post I made was what is known as a "Parody" . This humourous
imitation of the rantings of pompous, concieted meglomaniacs was
intended to cause a few chuckles in the newsrooms of aetolians
everywhere, and perhaps to make them think twice about their murderous
protectorate of Shastan. I have already heard of several occultists
novices who have been on their way to the Ulangi ferry who were jumped
and killed by the so called "Goodies", who in my humble opinion are just
bloodthirsty good for nothing fanatics.
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It seems that perhaps I was wasting my breath trying to make the peanut
size brains of the Shallamese understand even the simplest joke, and as
such I will stop joking and start trying to drive them out of Shastan
with my fellows who wish to do so.
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On a related note, I've decided to start a scientific investigation into
why possessing the Skillset Illumination dulls the brain, removes all
reason and turns the wielder in to a complete and utter...I won't say it
here, I'd violate a few rules. Anyone with any info on why this
interesting phenomena occurs in all Lumifaeries and Daru should contact
me immediatley.
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Cheers, Daelar, More funny than a Shallamite in a room full of Rubber
Chickens.
In case humor has escaped the poor shallamese, allow me to enlighten you
that the post I made was what is known as a "Parody" . This humourous
imitation of the rantings of pompous, concieted meglomaniacs was
intended to cause a few chuckles in the newsrooms of aetolians
everywhere, and perhaps to

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Haernos, in the year 109 MA.