And now, by popular demand (i.e. Nixsa asked me to) here is the
non-spammy transcript of Nixsa's Puppet Show!

Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Ladies and gentlemen...."
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "WELCOME."

Nixsa peers about herself unscrupulously.Styx gags and
sputters."Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.Styx keels over as if in faint,
and lands on the ground with a muffled thud.Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "I
can fix that."

"Shoo! Shoo!" you say to Ansury as you wave him away.

Ansury runs up to you and envelops you in a massive bearhug.
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Ladies and gentlemen...."
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "WELCOME."
Nixsa peers about herself unscrupulously.Styx gags and
sputters."Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.Styx keels over as if in faint,
and lands on the ground with a muffled thud.

Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "I can fix that."

"Shoo! Shoo!" you say to Ansury as you wave him away.

Ansury runs up to you and envelops you in a massive bearhug.
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Ladies and gentlemen...."
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "WELCOME."

Champion of Darkness, Ansury Tercetto, The Berserk says, "So where's the
puppets."
Ansury prods Nixsa in the chest.

Nixsa waves about the corpse of Shanugis energetically.
"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.Styx keels over as if in faint, and lands
on the ground with a muffled thud.Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "I can fix
that.""Shoo! Shoo!" you say to Ansury as you wave him away.Ansury runs
up to you and envelops you in a massive bearhug.Bloodyknight utters a
deep, rumbling laugh.
"Eek!" you shout in fright.

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Styx laughs melodically at you.

You bury your head in Styx's shoulder and begin to weep uncontrollably.

Nixsa, the Demiurge props a dead Shastaan woman onto her knees and uses
her head to cover up Ansury's privates.
Nixsa pats the corpse of a Shastaan woman in a friendly manner.
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Good girl."

Champion of Darkness, Ansury Tercetto, The Berserk says, "Her head huh."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Champion of Darkness, Ansury Tercetto, The Berserk says, "How
appropriate nixsa."

Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Puppet time!"
Mithradil happily emotes, "Yay!"Ezrax happily emotes, "Yay!"

Nixsa, the Demiurge digs her fingernails into the back of a dead
Shastaan woman's cranium, and fixes her flagelums into her jaw.
Nixsa, the Demiurge moves her hands in odd ways, and makes the woman
appear to be speaking, decaying facial tissue falling off all the while.
Nixsa, the Demiurge manipulates the puppet into saying, "Welcome to our
wonderful, peaceful village, everyone! Tra la la la la.".
Nixsa, the Demiurge manipulates the puppet into saying, "We're so nice
and innocent here. We couldn't hurt a fly!".
Nixsa, the Demiurge manipulates the puppet into saying, "OVER MY DEAD
BODY, ISHURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".Nixsa, the Demiurge brandishes the corpse
of Shanguis.'Ack,' Styx says at Nixsa.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan fisherman.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan fisherman.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan fisherman.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan fisherman.
Nixsa drops the corpse of Shanugis.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan woman.
Nixsa drops the corpse of a Shastaan woman.
Nixsa, the Demiurge says, "Thank you, my puppets."

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Lanosian, in the year 109 MA.