Dearest Sayber...

Your enlightening news will no doubt have a profound effect on we, the
women of the Realm - unlike anything we have ever experienced.

I have prepared a special brew for you...very special indeed : "Antis
Narcisstus el Sayberus" - in your honour.

For a man like yourself..with all the qualities you own- I strongly
prescribe a "quadruple dose" - ...

I give thanks to the Gods for bringing you to our attention - I also
would like to add a special "Thanks" for the divine scorpion presented
to me to drop down your boxers.

Lady Elanoria Snowbringer of the Winter Solstice

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Haernos, in the year 104 MA.