To whomever has been sending me the oh-so thoughtful
gifts of clothing, my ensemble lacks a blouse. Not to
be greedy or grabby, but come now, any fashionable
person knows that black simply does not go with plaid.
I invite you to at least match the clothing items
that are sent, otherwise your postage is simply being
wasted. Thank you for the gifts, I wear my new thong
proudly.
Povox

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Lleian, in the year 99 MA.