As some of you might have noticed, My sense of humor is lousy. So, I
need some help! For this Bardic Contest, you will be submitting an
article for a tabloid in Aetolia. We want both a title and an article,
and it should be stressed that we are intentionally looking for articles
that are humorous or ridiculous, but in an intelligent way.

So, what do I mean? Well, here's some sample titles we had come up with:

"Timmy sick of kite"
"Shaper slumming as normal divine"
"Study shows consuming mortal hearts bad for your heart."
"Niuri caught giving away straight answer"
"Exposure to shine causing higher instance of cancer in Jaru citizens"

Rules:
1) Keep it clean, people.
2) You can only enter once, and you enter by dropping off your entries
in the Bardic Depository located in the Grand Aetolia Library.
3) Entries will be accepted through the month of April.
4) Grammar, spelling, and good writing qualities will be considered.
5) Creativity and sense of humor required!

Belakai

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Severin, in the year 184 MA.