I'm going to be undergoing minor surgery tomorrow morning. Nothing to
worry about, but I've been told in no uncertain terms that I'll need to
spend 3-4 days solid in a horizontal position afterward. This is just to
let you know that I'll be out of commission for the next few days. If
you have an urgent problem during that time, please contact an
Administrator.

-Varian

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Arios, in the year 129 MA.