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A Proposal for Flintbeard, the Malignant
Written by: Impress Ansidia Qizzeke
Date: Thursday, January 2nd, 2020
Addressed to: Everyone
With coal-dusted hands you handed me
The most wonderful present an Imp can see
Tick-tick-tick, it goes inside
A giftbox with a present to hide!
"Naughty Imp!" you say to me
To this I laugh with obvious glee
Tick-tick-tick, what does it hide?
My giftbox with a BOMB inside!
A belly laugh you give to me
Flintbeard, will you Marry ME?
It will be a joyous ride
Making all the good boys and girls run and hide!
Impress Ansidia Qizzeke
Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 1st of Chakros, in the year 485 MA.