Well, let me start by telling everyone that you should all go rogue.
Cityless is the way to be.

Next, I would like to congratulate Murad for entering the city of
Shallam while enemied. He obviously knows a lot more about how to defend
a city than you do or he wouldn't have been so productive with his
'raid'.

Come to think about it, the term 'raid' is so....well...lame. I'd like
to further refer to raiding as 'taking liberties'. Correction Pjoll: It
takes money to keep us 'infidels' to get anywhere near your sorry excuse
for a city. Shallam is more like Azdun. Well, that's a bit of an
overstatement...at least Azdun has some sense of organization and
intelligence.

Now that I think about it, Ashtan and Shallam are fairly similar. Both
have...well...morons for leaders, incompetent citizens, and both claim
to be great cities. You know Ashtan, maybe you should join up with
Shallam. If you think about it, you'd be a military super power (by
super power I really mean super loser). However, it would be kind of
fun. Instead of having 9 enemies on my org enemy list, I'd only have 8,
one being Shashlan.

In conclusion, we should all hail bloodloch as the greatest city in
existence! They provide us with never dying 'vampires' (by vampire I
really mean never ending source of entertainment). If you think about
it, Bloodloch has the best of both worlds. These big white teddy bear
looking things that think they can suck blood walk around...and then a
bunch of deformed headless human-looking things wielding child-safe
scissors (they call them 'rapiers') are also there.

Now, in all seriousness: Koujin, Your city is worthless and lame. Most
of the time when I'm raiding I get 5 or 10 people sending me tells about
how funny it is to see you all scrambling on CT. I recomend putting even
-more- money to keep those walls nice and puurty.

Ashtanites, stop talking about your arena. You know, we already have an
arena in delos that gives ffa's AND duels. Ashtan's arena lay-out is
horrible and built for really really lazy fighters. You'll get your FFA
ability in the end anyway, stop bugging the rest of us about it.

Bloodloch, do I really even need to address this? I actually think my
previous paragraph about you was more accurate that anything I can say
now would be.

This has been a test of the emergency Alastra's pissed of system, thank
you for watching.

P.S. I'm killing everyone who read this post (muha?)

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Arios, in the year 95 MA.