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Public News Post #7799

Goatfest

Written by: Shadow Warden Wjoltyr Togwick, Morale's Magus
Date: Thursday, November 12th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone


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-=== GOATFEST ===-

Having recognized that Sapience always needs more Morale, and with this juncture the need is especially dire, it is hereby resolved that Goatfest shall be held to celebrate the village of Helba by way of one of their agricultural mainstays - goats. All are welcome to attend, though troublemakers will not be tolerated.

DATE: 11th of Lexadian, 22 AC
TIME: Afternoon into the evening
SCHEDULE:
- Who's Got Your Goat
- Goat Races
- Scapegoat
- Bolgoatsacks
- A Parade of Goats
- Essence Contest
- ... and probably more

Participants are encouraged to bring their own riding goats and pet goats for the Parade of Goats. An essence contest for Morale will similarly be held which will run from roughly the morning of the 11th of Lexadian through approximately the 10th of Slyphian. A separate news missive will contain the specifics when the event draws nearer.

Join us for an evening filled with goats, screaming good prizes, perhaps a little kidding around! It's goating to be great.


Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 17th of Lleian, in the year 22 AC.


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