A Most Important Ransom Notice

Kestra,

Your chubby ginger cat has been acquired.

Upon closer inspection, I have discovered that he is not, in fact, a proper ginger. He is merely a little orange, which explains much about his personality. Despite being treated as royalty - with a comfortable place to rest, attention, and every luxury a small creature could desire - he has chosen violence.

He has glared. He has complained. He has judged. He has bitten. He has committed crimes against my furniture and drapes with absolutely no remorse.

Clearly, this creature is a criminal mastermind disguised as a cat.

Fortunately for you, I am a merciful captor. For the safe return of your tiny orange tyrant, I am willing to negotiate his release. Bring payment, and I shall consider returning him to your care before he becomes too accustomed to his new life of luxury, or I offer him as the next special meat for the Epicurean.

The ransom begins now.

Choose wisely.

Ivonia Ilalith

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 21st of Dharos, in the year 20 AC.