I am very new to the land, and I wanted to praise you on assuring me
that not all Consanguine were cultureless, tactless, ignorant
spacewasters. Your post was well wrote, and you represent the
Consanguine quite nicely. However, there are a few in your mists that
deserve nothing less than a good spanking. *sparkle* I have personally
met two Vampires in the past few days. One killed me for my ignorance of
the land, and another threatened to kill me for accidently picking up
(but then immediately dropped) a goblin corpse. He went on to state I
was *and I quote* 'A puny ignorant mortal cattle it is im sorry that
your puny mortal mind cannot compehend my words.' At first, I was
confused. Was he speaking in such a complex immortal tounge that maybe I
couldnt follow? Nay, after he told me *and I quote* 'I did no damage
just a warning and i can kill you in less than a second dont toy with me
cattle mortal' I found myself thinking perhaps Vampires DO allow
mentally handicapped into their fold. A truly successful culture, such
as yours, might think to be politically correct, and to give all 'cattle
mortals' a chance... regardless of mental capacity.
I went after him, and he ran really fast, the whole time insulting me of
course. When I asked him why he ran, he told me he was more of a
political person. I found this very quaint and was at that very moment
proud to be a 'cattle mortal.'
I personally would like to study, and better understand your kind, as I
search for immortality- Something your little Vampirling reminded me
over a dozen times I was not. But so far, I have glimpsed little temper
tantrums that do nothing but add to the unaccepting of your lifestyle
among us cattle mortals.
That being said, I now state in complete honesty and seriousness that I
would request of you a favour. I wish to sit among you, or one of your
more cultured in the brood, and discuss your ideologies, and beliefs.
Since I was a little girl, I have always wanted to meet the mythical
Vampire my father used to tell me about. I feel a bit dissapointed at
the first two I have met, and find much intelligence, and strength in
your words.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lanosian, in the year 56 MA.