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Written by: Apprentice Boube Boube
Date: Sunday, May 5th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Joyous ones of the realm,

Hi! It's me, Boube!

I wanted to warn you to STAY AWAY from Spinesreach, Spireans, their shops, and
even their territories! Their Viceroys have confirmed Spinesreach is NOT SAFE
for those with light hearts, and that is a place only for misery and sadness!
One of their vampires has developed an obsession for hunting down kobold
children, and Spinesreach supports it.

In case you're confused, Tzarentesh cornered a scared kobold pup in a shop and
brutally cut the child down in front of other kobolds, leaving the youngster's
body as a warning for other joyous ones. He seemed excited by this unspeakable
murder, and began eagerly seeking other children to murder. Spinesreach did
nothing about this.

Viceroy Legyn stated anyone who isn't eager to die for Science belongs on his
dissection table. Viceroy Sepyhie confirmed the SUPPORT of Spinesreach, stating
'educating and correcting the mistakes of the youth can happen in many forms
yes,' when asked directly if Spinesreach supports Tzarentesh's child murdering.

The only Viceroy I haven't mentioned is Whirran, and Whirran likes to claim,
'hope is dead'. These are the people in charge, the people who are to lead by
example. Their example is death and destruction, misery and mayhem, sadness and
strife. There is no room for joy in such air. Maybe Whirran meant hope is dead
in Spinesreach, because I see hope everywhere else in the world.

I don't think ALL of Spinesreach believes this, one of the people I thought was
a friend was surprised by this and said she didn't support it; but it's better
to be safe than dead, until the people who have different ideas are in charge or
make change. It seems Spinesreach has found the unity they wanted for so long.
It's a shame it's unity in child murder and misery.


Farmers, workers, laborers, cooks, builders, mothers, fathers, children of
Spinesreach and their territories; please know safety is available to you if
you're afraid. I don't know how refugee stuff works in the Hammer but if you
show up and say you're scared and start crying they'll probably let you move in
and hide you somewhere. If they don't, let me know and I'll build you a safe
place. ... also I don't know how to build so the house might fall down but at
least someone won't murder your children for fun.




Love,
Boube

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Sapiarch, in the year 4 AC.


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