Hi! It's me, Boube!

I find it very brave of you all to fight us. You all deserve praise. Good job! Good job good job good job. You did great and won some good fights. We won some fights, too!

But you should know, we're not going to give up! We're not going to give up until it's over!

We're not going to surrender until we lose and surrender or something I don't really know how war works!

We're going to win the war of the world so that our scorpions have a good place to live!

We're going to win the war so Varian will teach us how to use cool new magic!

We're going to win because we believe in ourselves and we believe in each other and we're all real nice!

We're going to WIN! And we're going to WIN and WIN and WIN and also maybe we're also going to lose but probably not. We're going to win!

I'm sorry for the trouble you're going to be going through. Remember that you can find your way out of trouble at any time - simply say HECK THIS and renounce your military duties and ride off into the sunset only to return when the war is over.

Love,
Boube

Penned by my hand on Kinsday, the 12th of Haernos, in the year 2 AC.