Greetings My name is Archduke Pendragon the Riddlemaster, i went deep
into the art of drinking recently
and this the information that i have akwired. Following the chart will
be a key.


Chart
Whats Up = Stat message
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S'all good = You are sober and in control.
S'all good = You are slightly flushed.
Stupid - You are feeling a bit tipsy.
Stupid - Life has taken on a distinctly pleasant tone.
Dizzy - You're drunk. No question about it.
Dizzy - Hmm. Why is everything spinning like that?
Stomach pains = You're wondering whether drinking this much was truly
such a good idea.
Stomach pains = Perhaps mother was right about drinking after all
Stomach pains = Well, at least you chose an amusing way to kill yourself


That was the steps that you go through, the following is a key explaing
some of that confuseing mess

Key
S'all good = No harm, yet
Stupid - You fumble about drunkenly
Dizzy - You go the wrong direction when you move, often fall over when
you move
Pains - Your body spasms in pain as it suffers the effects of severe
alcohol poisoning/You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.


Thats it, Some information might be in accurate, But i doubt it
Thank you for reading my post. Peace favour your flagon, and be your
nights dark

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Slyphian, in the year 81 MA.