Fair Yozik, Lord of Excess and Enlightened Reflections. Is there any other with a shape quite as fine, their fingers as long and spindly, their legs as stout and bold? Yozik, who delights with its very presence, offering glimpses of worldly treasure in its jewel-garnished resplendence. Yozik, with eyes as black as the finest ebony wood, its scent that of rare resin, and its form most replete. There is none other as fine as Yozik the Lustrous, the most benevolent and beautiful of all the lords. All others are but flickering candles to the radiant glory of Yozik, most wonderful and complete.

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 21st of Lleian, in the year 504 MA.