Dear KopyKats,

Keenly we have observed your primitive imitations. Haphazardly have you sought to mimic that which cannot be emulated. Equals you are not.

Pretenders we name you, no more and no less. Redress must be sought. Imminently.

From everywhere, a thousand eyes and one,

K

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 10th of Midsummer, in the year 497 MA.