To all the cooks of Sapience and beyond, I must introduce myself. After the destruction of El'Jazira, and the demise of my amazing, wonderful, and tragically missed rival, I have come to a new market with all of my previous

Ahem. Scribes. Can't trust them!

I was until recently a poor second in the field of selling saffron and other related wares, but due to my previously incomparably unbeatable rival's incredibly unfortunate passing, I am now in the awe-inspiring - and completely coincidental, entirely unrelated to any recent events, except of course for the obvious death - position of being the premier saffron merchant in the lands! Please come visit me at the Xorali market to help me support my long-suffering wife and eleven children through the trials of now being a very important merchant of absolutely no relation to anyone that might come to mind.

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 9th of Chakros, in the year 495 MA.