Dear Spirokai,
Since the verbal abuse I am about to accost you with were not carried
out in an official setting, you are not allowed to act on them. If you
are willing to meet in an official setting, we can discuss if they are
actual insults or not. You are allowed to send me a tell to ask me if
these are real insults, to which I may answer yes, no or maybe. This
tell is a one time only agreement, and a longer term agreement can be
discussed through the use of messages. Of course you would have to pay a
20k gold fee to start these negotiations and if you are ever to walk
away, they never took place. Also, you have to be graced for these
negotiations. These are the terms.
The following are the possible insults;
You, Spirokai, are a moron, and should please commit suicide for a
better, cleaner Aetolia. You are an idiot and with you gone, not only
would the rest of Aetolia be spared your endless babblings, those of us
that breathe would have more air to breathe, and those that don't, more
space.
The first mistake you made was deluding yourself into believing that the
rest of Aetolia cared about you and your useless life. I am sorry to
have to be the one to tell you this, but we really don't. Go away
please, and stay away. People like you shouldn't be allowed to roam the
streets. And you have the nerve to perceive yourself as some sort of
hero, please, just go away and die, it will make us all feel better.
These are not threats in any way, I am just pleading with you to kill
yourself.
By the way, I am not affiliated with Duiran, I am just an Aetolian
telling you how we feel about your worthlessness. That is all as well.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Haernos, in the year 77 MA.