To the followers of the Dark Mother,

Do you suffer from Corrupted movements of the insides? Does your inability to perform a natural cycle cause you to spiral, ever downwards, into Despair?

Fear not, I have the cure. With my wonderful remedy - Disem-Bowel - I will happily aid in relieving you of your pesky innards.

Now, I do not wish this offer, or the advertisement posters you may see dotted about to be confused with anyone elses. They are not the genuine article.

This is my remedy alone. From me to you, disciples of Corruption. Your quest for retribution (no doubt further fuelled by your unfortunate privy concerns) should be with me and only me. Do not seek relief from any other sources such as Duiran, or the crafter who printed my design onto the posters that *I* then raised. You will only find yourself disappointed and doomed to a hindered existence.

In perpetual service,
Benedicto Silverain


Penned by my hand on Kinsday, the 23rd of Midsummer, in the year 471 MA.