Darn it, you've caught me out.

You're right, Calipso. I mean, yeah, most people in charge of a city and
a guild and an order tend to focus on leading those organizations, put
their priorities on shaping and stablizing, aim for organizing and
training their fighters, work on creating activities for their denizens,
but not me, nope! Forget responsibility and work - I spend my waking
hours drawing up plots and schemes just to annoy you, innocent and
abused Calipso.

Little do you know, however! Haha! I also control the cartel behind the
news boards. Every post you make against me only makes me richer! You've
fallen deeper into my nefarious net.

MuhahahaHAhahaHahahaHA!

My only regret is that I lack the power to grow a mustache to twirl.

Alas.

- Commander-General Moirean Seirath, Chair of the Secretariat and
Puppetmistress of Sapience

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Slyphian, in the year 393 MA.