Currently seeking to employ an interpreter who speaks fluent idiot so
that I can decipher what in the hell Colt is saying in his post. Please
send all applications to me via mail. Make sure to include any previous
experience working with interpreting this "idiot" speak. I pay 100 gold
per post interpreted.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Khepary, in the year 235 MA.