Since everyone in the realms is thinking the same thing, I'll be blunt.
Vahlius, you are an idiot. Following those same lines, you are a liar.
While you are pathetic enough to have been distracted by rum, I highly
doubt you were overly occupied by a woman... lest of course you'd paid
top gold for her.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Niuran, in the year 228 MA.