I hope you're giving out refunds because this play will be the shortest
thing in history.

The only great thing about Mhuns is their ability to beg for mercy when
captured, and I bet that they learn that in acting school. If you had
the least bit of intelligence, you would spend your time building up
your army and not your amphitheaters.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Severin, in the year 210 MA.