Friends of all walks of life, death, and the stages in between...
You are cordially invited to a party of a most magnanimous propo-
rtion to be held on my birthday, the 24th of Slyphian, in the
year of 200. For this wondrous event I shan't nitpick over creed
or heritage. If fighting should become necessary, fight! If
drinking should become necessary, -please,- drink!

There shall be no boundaries at my Bicentennial Party!


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Niuran, in the year 199 MA.