While generally I have been numbed to the idiocy that so unabashedly
plagues Sapience, your recent post affronted my vision and compelled me
to respond with several counter-points.

1) Your 'joke', if it can truly be classified as such, favors Cabalists
and is likely to anger Enorianites. Also, please reserve these documents
for things that merit public notice - I'm sure a petty joke is of no
interest to most individuals.

2) You have demeaned your image, and the image of any organizations you
may be affiliated with. Of course, this point is entirely up to
interpretation, but I have expressed mine.

3) The Crystal Leaf believes even the simplest practical joke to be
rapier wit. I am entirely certain that they would appreciate your humor,
and possibly respond with some of their own.

Lastly, I wish to reiterate that this public medium is no appropriate
place for jokes.

Prism

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Severin, in the year 163 MA.