I am disgusted, exhausted, and simply fed up with you vile peasants
deciding to 'lick' me.

I have purchased almost all of Aberdan's stakes. If you lick me, I'm
going to jab one through your tongue.

I never miss.

As always, with best regards, I remain,
Very truly yours,

-High Prince of Ulangi, Lord Nightshadow Thalion

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Lanosian, in the year 154 MA.