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Written by: Silver Songbird, Rhaea Thalion, Of Nature's Hope
Date: Friday, April 1st, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
To whom it may concern,
I suggest you cease your harassment and drop your threats against my
children: Syliana, and her grandchild Jahara.
However, if you refuse, I then kindly request that all further threats
have a little more style and finesse. Your has an 'R' in it, for
example.
In my opinion, all death threats should follow Nightshadow's example
(even though I may try, but I will never come close to rivaling his
vocabulary.), something perhaps along the lines of:
You Pompous, Arrogant Fool! Dirt has more worth then your entire being!
How dare you even try to grace the world with your pathetic,
insignificant presence! Henceforth, You shall suffer, if you do not
cease your bold crassness!
Or something. I mean really. If you're going to go down, go down in
style.
- Rhaea Thalion
On a more serious note, if you have a problem with one of the Thalions,
please direct all complaints to myself. We will try to resolve the
matter in a civilized manner. Death threats only lead to fighting and
bloodshed, and I just bought a new dress so it would be appreciated if
we could avoid such a step in the future.
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Lleian, in the year 154 MA.