Oh my, this is rather disappointing. I am seeing one of my secretaries
enemied to a Guild for an incomprehensible and seemingly selfish reason.

My Lady Zephy, Mistress of the Iron Citadel, I understand that you are a
Haernite and a member of the Duiran Council. This is fortuitous! I just
so happen to have the inclination of pleasing your Lord Haern. You see,
He enjoys the spreading of Wilderness, and I am thinking that yes, so
long as my esteemable Maestro of Jherza is unjustifiably enemied to your
Guild, I will be planting a forest.

Sadly, you may be seeing, this forest will not be consisting of the
usual components of trees and shrubs and the like. In this forest, the
trunk will be a pike, and the flourishing canopy will be your head. A
deal more unsightly then the more common form of tree in this world, but
haha, we will have to make do. I believe i may call it the 'Zephy
Forest', and we can start it at that lovely little waymeet called 'North
of Trees'.

I sincerely doubt we have to spread this forest, Mistress. People would
rather be free of this obstruction at their favorite place of egress.

Yours in service,

Ezrax Te'mashaun.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Severin, in the year 152 MA.