Just a warning...I will soon be changing my name to 'Queen of Sapience,
Gracie'. Anyone whose mangy feet touches my soil or whose fetid lungs
take in my air will be hunted by high power assassins.

My first project as your Queen will be to rid the lands of the evil
people who kill MY pixies and MY imps. A fine of 1000 gold per pixie/imp
will be imposed on anyone doing this. Anyone not paying their fines will
be hunted by aforesaid high power assassins.

Soon will come a law stating that all rats/pinchers come under MY
protection. More on that when the final details have been ironed out.

Oh yes, almost forgot...if I even suspect that anyone is imprisoning MY
poor butterflies in nets, you better watch out!

I also spoke to Yhag, King of the Trolls recently, he said his brother
Yhog is crazy....all the other trolls have taken to hunting Yhog for
trying to stop people from entertaining the rest of his tribe with their
troll-bashing. He is thinking of imposing a fine on any who decline to
take part in this, their national sport.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Midsummer, in the year 151 MA.