Oh my, who said the news had to be full of those too small minded and
petty to prostrate an informed opinion? Vasilus, Wedric, Theragil, I
thank you. If the news can't be informative or about something that
interests me, at least it can be funny eh? I tip my hat to the three of
you.

The the rest of you, must it all be accusations and complaints? Wouldn't
it be nicer to have news (my god what is that?) in the news instead of
your pointless ceaseless bickering? Didn't think so, carry on.

Ignore my words completely (I know you will anyway),
-Turc

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Niuran, in the year 147 MA.